google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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