why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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