i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
