We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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