You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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