so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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