party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Shame is for Republicans.
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