she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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