Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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