There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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