I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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