dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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