Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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