I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I forget how to act sober
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