Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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