i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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