Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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