I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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