I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm passing your future prison.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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