____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I didn't shave. On purpose
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
In other news, I just burned my penis
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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