We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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