It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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