I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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