We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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