i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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