ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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