How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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