Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
wow bdsm is so cute
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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