can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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