just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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