If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
