I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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