He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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