it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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