I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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