why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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