I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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