They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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