he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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