No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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