you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dear god my vagina.
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