I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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