covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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