me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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