cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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Four minutes until I can fart!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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