He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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