Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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