So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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