Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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