if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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