There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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