:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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