I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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